Episode 091 - Hot Ice, Clean Sweeps and Sacrifice Flies with The Girls!

Today The Girls are coming to you live, across the street from Scruphy Stinky Murphy's, site of the daring acrobatic act by Eric Schnupp, O-line and Tight End coach for Baylor. Maybe just daring. How about lazy, because we're certain that they have a bathroom, but El Schnuppo decided to relieve himself on the bar. and then deny it like any good man. Why are we across the street? You don't think we would go in there, do you? Off to the world of sport where Roger Goodell is playing with our heads. There is no way he could possibly be thinking of seriously staging the Super Bowl in London. Nothing against London, we love great beer, fantastic Indian food and all that soot, but we don't want to watch our Super Bowl there. Roger - say it with us - career suicide. So, the Falcons are that bad, the Giants are sort of good, Dallas is very entertaining in a Hollywood sort of fashion, LaDanian Thomlinson and Devin Hestor are other-wordly and the Patriots are just flat out scary crazy superb. But what's up with the last minute touch downs designed to make you wanna cry, Mommy! Just because you were vilified doesn't mean you should go all Grim Reaper and rub your hands with glee as you put those last seven points up on top of your 30 with a few seconds left to play. Remember - karma. Remember - Dallas Mavericks. Blessings to Trent Green and Priest Holmes. Good thing one of you carries the Holy Water. Oh, and we don't know about you, but a 6-0 team versus an 0-6 team always has the making for a good laugh, no matter what the outcome, so don't forget to check out Miami V. New England this week. Our Beer of the Week is a natural blond and sweaty. Not sure if that's a fantasy or not, but Sweaty Betty of the Boulder Brewery is a true sessioner and not meant for summer alone. Make more please. Ah, the MLB, where anything can happen - blackouts, bug swarms, sweeps even though the other team says you are just lucky and didn't outplay them. Yes, Eric Byrnes, we love you but we don't like the smack talk there. The Rockies locker room has officially been redecorated thanks to you. And what will happen to the Boston Red Sox. Oh, ye of pitching prowess, where hath thine arms gone? Funny thing happens to those who lead all year, it just gets near impossible to sustain. Boston, fear that the Patriots will do the same thing. Our Rookie Look zeros in on Fausto Carmona of the Cleveland Indians, or Mr. Sink as we like to call him. Listen in to find out why Torii Hunter of the Twins thinks Fausto is not normal. After dishing in the diamond we head over to the rink where some 'think tank' has gone mad and put heaters in the blades of hockey skates. Ask Wayne Gretsky. Something about decreasing friction. Aren't there petroleum products for that? And in this week's IT HAS TO BE SAID, good guys gone bad. So grab a neck brace, a broom and some candy corn, it 's time to talk sports with The Girls.

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